Junk your Vehicle in Cleveland, OH

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[To the tune of “’Ole Man River,” from the musical “Showboat”]:

‘Ole Man River, that ‘Ole Man River
He must know somethin’, but don’t say nuthin’
He jes keeps rolling, he keeps on rolling along

He don’t plant taters, he don’t plant cotton
And ‘dem that plants ‘em, are sure forgotten
But ‘ole man river, he keeps on rolling along

You and me, we sweat and strain,
Body all achin’ and racked with pain
“Lift that barge,” “tote that bale”
You get a little drunk—and you land in jail

I gets weary, and sick of tryin’
I’m tired of livin’, and scared of dyin’
But ‘ole man river, he jes keeps rolling along

Some could think that this song is a testimony to the Ohio River—but is it not; it was written in reference to the Mississippi River. Still, the Ohio River chugs along every day, unhindered by the changing of seasons, weather, politics, and the economy.

Junk your vehicle in Cleveland, Ohio and we will get you taken care of. We realize that we have a tradition of greatness here in the City of Cleveland. First, the city itself was named after a war veteran (General Moses Cleveland). Secondly, the Ohio River has served as the “river to freedom” for many slaves as they traveled by night to avoid slave owners and slave catchers. The Ohio River was the means by which many slaves abandoned their harsh lives on the plantations of southern colonies and started afresh in a place (Canada) where they could be free to live out their lives without the domination of fear.

We want to continue to be a place of freedom—financial. We respect the history of our great state and much of what history has shown us. The Ohio River is merely a body of water, but it has been so much to so many who desperately longed for freedom. Do you long for freedom from car companies that only want another car to sell? Do you want financial freedom such that you can get that new car you need, or gain a little bit of extra money to help you through a hard time? If you have this inner longing, we are here for you!

One of the ways to find extra cash is to junk your automobile. Junking a car requires a few things. First, junking a car mandates that you clean all of the items and accessories out of your car. The steering wheel covers must go; the portable GPS must disappear, as well as the spare change and receipts in your car pocket. The spare tires, lubricants, and windshield scrapers in the back of your trunk must go as well. You have to clean out your cassette tapes, CDs, and other recordings from the car. You have to check under your driver and passenger seats for items you may be missing.

The next step to junking your vehicle is to hand over the car registration. The car license tag should go to a Division of Motor Vehicles near you, while the car title should go to the car tower.

You may not know it, but we can actually tow and buy your car! All you have to do is call us and let us know that you want to junk a scrap clunker with us. Next, we will contact you back (if not in the same day) and inquire about the car’s condition. This helps us to properly assess your car so we can give you a proper amount for your car. We don’t want to cheat our customers—only help them. Imagine the tragic end of some customers at other car companies who expect a pretty penny, only to find that their car is worth JUST PENNIES!

Next, you provide an address as well as a day and time you want to junk the automobile and we will pick it up on the day and time specified—whether you’re home or not. When we arrive on the scene, we will give you hard, cold cash for your vehicle. It’s that easy!

We want to be the financial breakthrough you have wanted for a long time. We realize in this economy that tough times call for innovative measures. This is why we tow the cars of our customers—we don’t want our customers to spend extra money to bring their cars to us. We want to do everything we can, like the Ohio River, to lead our customers to financial freedom with money in their hands!

If you are in the Cleveland, Ohio area and need to junk your clunker for cash, please come see us. Though times have changed, and though the Ohio River doesn’t transport as many goods as it used to, we want to take up the work of “’Ole Man Ohio.” Let us continue to be the freedom that so many long for. You don’t have to submit to car companies that want to enslave you. You can be free today.